Tired of all the election madness already? Me, too! In lieu of this and the excitement we all have for the upcoming STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS, I thought it was time we consider a new candidate in the lineup of presidential hopefuls, one we are more than happy to see return to the big screen: Han Solo!
We’ll skip the fact that Han Solo is a fiction character and the knowledge that even if he were real, he’s not a U.S. citizen… with that little tidbit aside, here are my top five reason to consider Han Solo as the next viable presidential candidate:
1) Chewabacca would naturally become Vice President and that would be very good for foreign relations. Seriously, would you want to mess with a Wookie?
Not to miss mentioning that the debates would also be rather short, just as difficult to understand as always, but loads of fun to watch.
2) He’s not concerned with the odds. With our #$%## economic problems, this could work to our advantage as he would likely forge ahead, straighten stuff out, or at the very least wave his blaster around until things got done.
3) He took on Darth Vader, survived a deep freeze in carbonite, convinced a princess to love him… and while he may break everything on his ship, he can pretty much patch together anything without the aid of duct tape. Running the U.S. government ought to be a breeze.
4) George Lucas can digitally enhance the election to determine the results, and could likely do the same for any error Han might make, thereby creating a perfect government prequel and sequel.
5) Women statistically vote for the best looking candidate. ‘Nuff said.
Yes, I (heart) scoundrels.
Don’t forget… he’d shoot any potential assassin first.
Or did he??? Depends on who you ask… He’s a conspiracist’s dream!
I have to wonder if he would be republican or what? Alliance party?
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